Cantinflas Mustache
The Cantinflas is mustache minimalism at its most comedic—two small tufts of hair positioned directly under each nostril, separated by a completely shaved philtrum. It's like your mustache had a disagreement and decided to social distance.
2-4 weeks
minimal hair required
Easy to grow, tricky to maintain symmetry
$5-$10
Just razors and precision tools
2,100
Monthly searches • stable
Best For:
Comedians, performers, and anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously
Warning:
Will prompt immediate Cantinflas impressions from every Spanish speaker you meet
Measurements
Width
0.5-0.75 inches
Each tuft, not total width
Thickness
0.25-0.5 inches
Vertical height of each tuft
Shape & Density
Shape: Two rectangular or slightly rounded tufts
Density: Dense within the tufts, completely bare everywhere else
Defining Features
- Two distinct tufts under nostrils
- Completely shaved philtrum (center area)
- Sharp, defined edges
- Symmetrical positioning crucial
Named after Mario Moreno 'Cantinflas,' Mexico's beloved comedian who made this style his trademark from the 1930s through the 1970s. The style became synonymous with humor, wordplay, and working-class wisdom.