Horseshoe Mustache
The Horseshoe mustache is what happens when a regular mustache decides to hit the gym and bulk up. It's a full mustache that extends vertically down from the corners of the mouth to the jawline, creating an upside-down U shape that would make any blacksmith proud. Think of it as the Chevron's rebellious older brother who rides motorcycles and arm wrestles for fun.
10-16 weeks
for full vertical glory
Requires commitment and strategic shaving
$10-$20
Extra razors for precision shaving
5,700
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Best For:
Those who want their face to say 'I could bench press you' without speaking
Warning:
May result in spontaneous motorcycle purchases and wrestling match invitations
Measurements
Width
0.5-1 inches
Width of each vertical bar
Thickness
3-5 inches
Total vertical drop from lip to jaw
Shape & Density
Shape: Inverted U-shape, like a horseshoe with the open end up
Density: Full and thick - no wisps allowed in the horseshoe game
Defining Features
- Vertical extensions from mouth corners
- Clean-shaven chin and soul patch area
- Connected upper mustache
- Extends to or past jawline
- Symmetrical vertical bars
Named after its resemblance to an actual horseshoe - that lucky charm horses wear and cowboys nail above doors. The shape is unmistakable: an inverted U that frames the mouth like parentheses made of pure testosterone.