Military Mustache
The Military mustache is facial hair's answer to a perfectly pressed uniform—neat, regulation-compliant, and sharp enough to salute. This no-nonsense style follows strict grooming standards that vary by branch but share one mission: look professional while maintaining that distinguished military bearing.
4-6 weeks
for regulation length
Precision required - no room for creative interpretation
$5-$10
Minimal products, maximum precision tools
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Best For:
Active military, law enforcement, anyone who appreciates order and discipline
Warning:
Deviating from regulations may result in push-ups
Measurements
Width
0-0 inches past mouth corners
Must not extend beyond vertical lines drawn from corners of mouth
Thickness
0.25-0.5 inches
Neatly trimmed, not to extend below upper lip line
Shape & Density
Shape: Conservative horizontal line following natural lip shape
Density: Full but controlled - no wild hairs tolerated
Defining Features
- Cannot extend below upper lip line
- Must not extend past mouth corners
- No handlebar curves or styling
- Uniform length throughout
- Clean edges mandatory
Born from military grooming regulations that date back to WWI, when facial hair policies shifted from mandatory mustaches to optional-but-regulated styles.