Pancho Villa Mustache
The Pancho Villa is the mustache equivalent of a mic drop - bold, unmistakable, and impossible to ignore. This dramatic style features thick, full growth that extends well past the corners of the mouth, drooping down in a horseshoe shape that says 'I've seen things.' It's bushier and more substantial than a Fu Manchu, with the gravitas of a revolutionary and the presence of a Western legend.
16-24 weeks
for full revolutionary status
Requires patience, density, and revolutionary spirit
$15-$30
Wax and oil are non-negotiable
4,900
Monthly searches • stable
Best For:
Men who want their facial hair to enter the room before they do
Warning:
May cause people to offer you roles in Western films
Measurements
Width
4-6 inches
Extends 1-2 inches past mouth corners
Thickness
0.75-1.25 inches
Thick enough to hide a secret, bushy enough to nest small birds
Shape & Density
Shape: Inverted U or horseshoe shape with natural downward droop
Density: Dense and full - no sparse revolutionaries allowed
Defining Features
- Extends well past mouth corners
- Natural downward droop (gravity-assisted)
- Thick and bushy throughout
- Often extends to or past jawline
- Fuller than Fu Manchu
- No sharp angles or points
Named after the Mexican Revolutionary general Pancho Villa (1878-1923), though ironically, the historical Villa's actual mustache was more modest than the style that bears his name.