Pyramidal Mustache
The Pyramidal mustache is geometry class for your face—a precisely trimmed triangle that narrows from a wide base at the lip line to a defined point beneath your nose. Think of it as the architectural marvel of mustaches, requiring the precision of a mathematician and the steady hand of a surgeon.
6-10 weeks
to achieve shaping potential
Requires precision trimming and daily maintenance
$10-$20
Precision tools and styling products required
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Best For:
Detail-oriented individuals with steady hands and appreciation for symmetry
Warning:
One crooked trim and you're a modern art installation
Measurements
Width
2-3 inches
Wide at the base, tapering to center
Thickness
0.25-0.5 inches
Kept short for clean lines
Shape & Density
Shape: Perfect isosceles triangle with apex pointing toward nose
Density: Requires dense, even growth for clean geometric lines
Defining Features
- Triangular/pyramidal shape
- Sharp, defined edges
- Narrow point at top center
- Wide base along lip line
- Precisely trimmed length
Named after its distinctive pyramid shape, this style emerged in the early 1900s when men apparently decided that facial hair should follow the principles of sacred geometry.